Archive for May, 2010

A World Without The Familiar

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Most of the words and applications you know in life would be called something different in alternate history. Jon Courtenay Grimwood does not do this in his Pashazade series, using instead familiar brand names, even if in reality Nokia would be hard-pressed in most Alternate Histories to repeat the remarkable transformation of their business, and without the Korean War, the Japanese, let alone the Korean, electronic industries would not have got their OTL boost. But of course where Grimwood is concerned it doesn’t matter the writing is too good, the plots are too good, and the stuff that looked wrong still works in a cyberpunk sort of way.

But you cannot get away from the fact that it was a compromise to make his stories seem more familiar to readers, something a lot of cyberpunk writers do. In reality, it would NOT be familiar, but of course that is the point of this article.

Nobody would use a hoover, have a Bang & Olufsen stereo, drive a Ford, drink a Coors, wear wellington boots or cardigans, or eat sandwiches.

Imagine cleaning your carpet with a Burland, listening to a Smith and Wesson, drive a Ballsmobile, drink a nice cool pint of Blairs, put on your Weston boots in the rain, pull on a doncaster against the chill, or eat a nice cheese and ham arundel :)

If you don’t want to go the whole hog and completely make up these, you can go for alsorans. For the 1920s, for example, the automobile marques Locomobile, Star and Essex were common -carry them on some decades and it becomes alternate history. People might drink a Lion, or a pint of Trophy (or even a pint of Scotch, which I used to serve)

It is less clear cut where things that seem to have utilitarian names are concerned – to non-Americans the abbreviation ATM used to be very weird, then US shows took over our televisions, but most people still call them cash machines. And the whole linguistic family fo telegraph, phonograph, telephone, television… It was all sort of made up pseudo-science, and far from inevitable that it would become the norm. Indeed, far from inevitable that a Greco-Latin conglomeration would become how technology itself was to be named.

And when it comes to really modern technology, am I going to tweet, or perhaps in this alternate reality I am going to splurge? Instead of Facebook, we may have Bodybook? Or Headscroll? Or far more likely, a name that is completely strange and different – Buddyroll, Palster, Lynx?

Best Regards
Grey Wolf

The Austrian Kaiser Frederick Class

Friday, May 21st, 2010

This class of battleships did not, and never could have, existed. By the time that the main armoured warship had come to be known as ‘battleship’, the Habsburg Dual Monarchy was only naming capital ships after its own dynasts.

But as an alternate history class name Kaiser Frederick rings out loud. But one would also have to have an AUSTRIAN emperor called Frederick in the modern era, and THAT is more of a challenge.

Ferdinand – I can’t see him having a kid; whether he could get it up, I don’t know, but if he did was he shooting blanks?

Then the next line are too set in stone, but what if Franz Josef died, and Ferdinand Max became emperor – what would he have called his children? But why Frederick?

Or Franz Josef lives and so does Rudolph but there won’t be a KAISER Frederick coming along from Rudolph’s loins anytime soon because Rudolph himself is going to live to inherit the mantle

What does this tell us? Perhaps that if you are going to invent a non-existent class of battleships, check that their names are at least POSSIBLE?

Grey Wolf

Alternate History Nomenclature

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Dreadnoughts, tanks, zeppelins, gatling guns – you won’t get those in an alternate history cos they’d be called something else!

It is unlikely that the all big-gun battleship would be known as a South Carolina (the nearest rival in terms of planning and completion dates) and given that very soon the dreadnought became the super-dreadnought it is quite likely that without a name that could be applied ubiquitously the battleship would have become a super-battleship.

Tanks were so designated to confuse potential German spies or informers, especially when they were being transported by rail. In German they are panzerkamfwagen – armoured battle wagons. One can imagine a similar descriptive name in English if the tank deception never gets taken up. IMHO Turtledove’s “barrels” may SEEM to emulate OTL’s “tanks” but is based on a misconception, and the likelihood of a visual nickname being taken up seems less likely than a bland descriptive naming.

Obviously zeppelins are also known as airships, yet even in Philip Pulman’s books they are still called zeppelins, the same in Dr Who of recent. Its a more evocative name, somewhat alien sounding and menacing. But unless the good count invents them and invents them for an Imperial Germany that uses them aggressively, in the English-speaking world they would remain AIRSHIPS

And of course a gatling gun is a type of revolving proto-machine gun but like Bofors guns or oerlikons, it is all refllective of the manufacturer or inventor. They could easily be called Dobbs guns or Schmidt guns.

The problem for the writer of alternate history fiction is that if he uses an analogous name it can come across as vague and non-sensical to the reader. For example, reading about the powerful Dobbs Gun used against the natives it won’t be obvious to readers you mean something like the Gatling gun.

Aeroplane and automobile companies are another area. I have often used a made-up company called Ardent across different stories because it sounds good and plausible. For general vehicles an Ardent standing in place of a Rover or a Renault or a Chevrolet makes enough sense and is one marque replaced by another.

But at the limousine or sports car ends unless it is made plain that the new make is equivalent to an OTL one, the whole effect can be lost. In Angevinia (Shadows of the Future) I did this with a top-end Ardent but in general substituting Ajax for Cadillac or South Star for Aston Martin won’t work unless you also describe the car – something that would not be necessary if you used the short-hand of saying “a Cadillac” or “an Aston Martin”.

Similarly the TYPES of automobile all have their origins in something limousine, station wagon,estate, saloon, coupe etc. A lot of these early type-names came from equivalent carriages and horse-drawn coaches. BUT if your POD is sufficiently far back, THESE too will have changed so you need to create an ATL carriage-type to evolve it into being applied as an early automobile tye. Many of these early types have faded from use but some have remained – limousine being a prime example. For later usage comparative terms MIGHT emerge or something similar used in an equivalent context.

In aeroplanes the issue is virtually identical with regard to manufacturers’ names, and model makes. In a First World War equivalent everyone knows what a Sopwith or a Fokker implies, but if these were Lippschitz and Bernard, well it would be obvious by context but the names would lack the “mental association” and seem oddly out of place, even though objectively speaking neither Sopwith nor Fokker has any ‘magic’ about the word that is their name. In most cases the reader will get used to it, and if you’ve used an OTL minor manufacturer as an ATL major or leader in this field, then the mental jump will be less eg in Tsar Michael The Great the manufacturer Halberstadt was still around producing jet fighters in the 1950s.

But think also of the words ‘fighter’ and ‘bomber’. And not only these but remember that the USA labels its aircraft F-this or B-that using this terminology. But it was not INEVITABLE that it would emerge. Perhaps they would have been Corsair and Destroyer. The word ‘bomb’ itself is something that may not come into being in an ATL.

If Corsairs and Destroyers are flying over your battlefield, then your ATL equivalent of the USA could be sending C-111s and D-2s into battle…

Grey Wolf

Internal Dynamics

Monday, May 17th, 2010

A group of people is shown something and asked for their thoughts and they all say it is good, then a lone voice raises a question, and before you know it everyone there is criticising and suggesting different ways it should have been done from the start. Why? How did it go from everyone agreeing to everyone criticising and destroying not only all the hard work, but any inclination to do it all again to try to satisfy these several different demands for what it should really have looked like? It is at these moments I think that people should not be asked their opinions…

Grey Wolf

Electoral Reform

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

To be honest I think that practically you have to move slowly. If all parties are committed to putting it to a referendum then the coalition is right to restrict it to AV at this time. Sure the Lib Dems dream of more and most Tories don’t want any, but practically speaking AV is the only system that can be accepted in the immediate term.

Imagine, for example, if you put more than one choice on the ballot paper – what would be the threshold of acceptance, or would it be a pure majority (which ironically would be an analogue of FPTP and not a majority in real terms) ?

The press being Tory-dominated will by and large oppose AV but it won’t mount an all-out campaign against it, and if Labour stay true to their word, there could well be a good campaign for AV and it would stand at least a 50-50 chance of getting passed

IMHO nothing else would.

In time, there can then be a look at expanding it to an even more proportionate system, but this would be on the back of more minor party MPs in parliament, hopefully a stronger Lib Dem element, and a broader consensus to go for something like STV

Best Regards
Grey Wolf

Thoughts on the Con-Lib Coalition

Friday, May 14th, 2010

As an SDP supporter I was lukewarm to the union with the Liberals until Ashdown proved it to be both powerful and worthwhile. Kennedy advanced the cause further…then I suffered massive disillusionment when a bunch of self-serving ambitious men stuffed him over and accidentallly handed the party to Campbell.

He was a disaster, uninspiring after 2 charismatic leaders, and openly saying he was going to move the party towards the others, removing the point of voting for them.

I had no idea who Clegg was when he was chosen, and saw bugger all of him in the media to know anything before this campaign began. I was seriously considering voting Plaid Cymru by this point.

But I think Clegg proved there was both substance to the party, and a purpose in voting for them. Vince Cable had always retained my trust (partly because of his surname) and the two of them offered a partnership where sound business sense and a commitment to civil liberties made a reason to vote for them.

I will defend my leaway to change my mind, and think about things, and to denounce those who condemn anything from instinct rather than thought.

I did NOT want a Tory government, but a Tory goverment in coalition with the Lib Dems has the massive opportunity to bring the best of both parties, and to NOT be a Tory government.

The things Clegg has compromised on did not bother me too much — Trident always seems like a constant waste of money but we need SOMETHING, so getting a committee to look into the costs realistically can do that; if we end up with Trident Plus, so be it. The Euro is well buggered at the moment, and more integration with Europe has been seriously damaged by laws that Brussels keeps imposing when they are not wanted or needed.

Cameron has shown statesmanship in his positive attitude towards a coalition, and I believe that so far I have read him right from the moment he first made his full and comprehensive offer – that HAD to be for a coalition. Clegg has gambled massively, but the country needs people willing to risk it.

And as for the people in the cabinet, I like Ken Clarke and his anti-PC-ness, pro-EU-ness and general bonhommie will cut him some slack. Hague has convinced me over the last year or so he has gravitas needed for the FO. IDS has worked hard on social policy and while I may end up hating what he does and hating him, I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and see where it leads.

Theresa May and Damian Green worry me. I think I can live with the rest

Best Regards
Grey Wolf

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Friday, May 14th, 2010

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